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Tuesday, September 6, 2016

These wedding gowns are not suitable for Nigerian Churches.





Weddings are when a bride is allowed to feel like a princess and show case to the world how special that moment is for her and the man she decides to walk down the aisle with.

Since it is a day a lot of people look forward to, time and money is put in place to make the bride look nice. A bride can decide to do something different rather than the stereotyped Cinderella ball dress on her wedding day but there’s a limit to how far one should go.

These wedding outfits will make your pastor chase you out of the church if you dare wear any of it.

1. Karashika wedding dress


Wedding days are when you publicly cement your love for another. It is paramount that one looks good and not ruin every guests faith in fashion because of their outrageous choice in outfit.

2. Who reincarnated the village witch wedding dress?


Trust Nigerian pastors to start casting out demons if one shows up to be wedded in this. Who freed the village witch from her cage?

3. The trouser look


We are skeptical about wearing jumpsuit or pants for your wedding. It just doesn’t say ” I am getting married today.” Maybe for a reception dress, but not the main dress and some Nigerian churches frown on trousers.

4. Balloon girl wedding dress


This dress is just plain ugly. Creative? maybe but wear it to a disco ball or balloon-themed bridal shower not your wedding.

5. Open back crop wedding dress


Who wears crop top to their wedding? Some people will just vex pastor for no reason.

6. Orange boobs wedding dress


Boobs on display. it is wrong if the whole church is staring at the woman’s bosom instead of enjoying the ceremony.

7. Half naked wedding dressing


Did someone rename wedding day the pornography audition trials day?

8. Boobs falling out wedding dress


Did she borrow the dress? Pray for money to buy better wedding dress, more importantly, pray for good friends that will tell you the truth.

9. I can’t breath in my wedding dress


There are styles made for every shape and size, find your own and wear it. What is this “I overfed few weeks to my wedding and now my wedding dress is so tight, I can’t breath in it” white restructured fluffy garment she is wearing?






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