Ondo: I’ll not lobby INEC over PDP’s guber candidate – Sheriff

The National Chairman, Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Sen. Ali Modu Sheriff, has vowed not to lobby the Independence National Electoral Commission (INEC), over the party’s candidate for Ondo governorship election.
Sheriff stated this in a statement signed his Special Adviser on Media, Mr Inuwa Bwala in Abuja on Tuesday
He said the clarification was important against the widespread speculations linking Sheriff with controversies surrounding the emerges of two PDP candidates for the election.
While Sen. Ahmed led-National Caretaker Committee submitted the name of Mr Eyitayo Jegede to INEC, the Sheriff-led faction also submitted to the commission the name of Mr Jimoh Ibrahim as PDP candidate for the election.
He said that as a law abiding leader, Sheriff was bound by whoever INEC publishes as both candidates in contention were respectable members of the PDP.
Sheriff pledged that he would treat their issues based on merits and in accordance with the law.
He further dismissed insinuations that he was behind several petitions against INEC.
He said that he had done his duty by submitting a name to INEC, and expected that the commission would act in accordance with its own mandate.
“Sheriff is not unmindful of events leading to the emergence of the two candidates, but wishes to assure Nigerians that steps are being taken to resolve all such issues even beyond what INEC may do.
“This is to avoid past experiences occasioned by internal bickering in the PDP.’’
He assured the people of Ondo State that PDP leaders have been working to ensure that the party wins in the forthcoming elections, “immaterial of who fly’s its flag.’’
Sheriff said he was not aware of any alleged move to blackmail INEC because he had high regards for the commission.
He, however, urged INEC to ensure that the PDP was not short changed in any future election, but should allow the people’s votes to count.
Sheriff denied authoring or authorising any petition to be written on his behalf as was being mischievously alleged in some sections of the media.
He warned that people should stop using his name to settle scores.

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CBN limit offshore spending limit on naira debits cards

Offshore spending limit on naira debits cards by CBN

Since the central bank of Nigeria has placed spending limit on the naira debit card it is becoming increasingly difficult for Nigerians to do foreign transaction.

On the 11th of October Bank Customers noticed that $250 is the maximum oversea spending limit on naira debit card.

On the 13th of October it was further reduced from $250 to $100 maximum oversea spending limit on naira debit card.

The policy has made things difficult for the IT industry as many companies were stranded for days not knowing what to do or how to pay their foreign providers.

To make matter worse banks did not send the regular circular ahead as they usually do informing their customers of the new policy, I cannot tell if it is a directive from CBN not to inform the public or it was a deliberate attempt by the banks to keep their customers in the dark.

Before now Nigerians shop online with their naira debit cards and some pay for some other services like websites hosting and the likes, but with the spending limit most of the companies oversea will start losing their Nigeria clients because most people will look for local alternative services providers.

It is time to look out for local providers for most of your services another option is to buy dollars from the black market and fund your dollar account.

In my opinion patronizing the local vendors will go a long way in solving the naira crisis.

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Ondo Election Mimiko, Fayose flag off Jegede's campaign amid candidacy crisis

INEC says it will take a stand if by October 27 the PDP does not decide on the legitimate candidate representing the party.

Candidate of the Ahmed Makarfi-led Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the forthcoming Ondo governorship election, Mr Eyitayo Jegede (SAN), has officially kicked off campaign ahead of the November 26 poll.

The legitimacy of Jegede's candidacy still hinges on the decision of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) after the October 27 deadline given to the party to reconcile and choose one candidate for the election.

INEC says the PDP must choose one person between Jegede and billionaire Jimoh Ibrahim, whose name was submitted as the party's candidate by the Ali Modu Sheriff faction, on or before the deadline.

The Commission says it will take a stand after October 27 if the two factions fail to agree on one candidate.

At the flag-off ceremony of Jegede on Wednesday, October 19, the Ondo state Governor, Olusegun Mimiko expressed confidence in the senior lawyer, saying he will continue to move the state higher.

The event was attended by Makarfi, who was represented by Prince Dayo Adeyeye, Governor Ayodele Fayose, South West PDP Chairman, Eddy Olafeso, former Deputy Governor of Ondo State, Omolade Oluwateru, John Olubunmi Olowe, Deputy Governor of Ondo State, Alhaji Lasisi Oluboyo, Ondo state Assembly Speaker, Jumoke Akindele, National Assembly members among others.
The ceremony held despite unconfirmed reports that Sheriff offered the Inspector General Police (IGP), Ibrahim Idris, N180 million to order his men to stop Jegede's flag-off from taking place.

Jegede served under Mimiko as the Attorney-General of the state and Commissioner for Justice.

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Ize Iyamu PDP candidate heads to tribunal to challenge Obaseki’s victory

Obaseki won 319,483 votes to defeat Ize-Iyamu who won 253, 173 votes in the September 28 elections.

Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) candidate in Edo state, Osagie Ize-Iyamu has filed a petition challenging the results of the governorship elections.

Ize-Iyamu filed the petition before the Edo State Election Petitions Tribunal on Wednesday, October 19, to challenge the victory of All Progressives Congress (APC) candidate, Godwin Obaseki.

“We have studied the situation and sure that we are ready to show to the world that the election was rigged. We are here to seek redress for the results which we strongly believe was rigged against us,” Ize-Iyamu told journalists in Benin.

“And I have to do this in agreement with my party and that is why you are seeing my chairman and other party chieftains here with me. And of course that gave them a huge encouragement which was on display on the very day of election when the people trooped out in large numbers to vote.

“Seeing that their mandate seems to be stolen we have to make do with our promise of defending their vote and that is why we are here at the tribunal today,” he added.

Obaseki won 319,483 votes to defeat Ize-Iyamu who won 253, 173 votes in the September 28 elections.

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Patience Jonathan Here's why we all need Ex-First Lady's kind of friends

If your friends haven't been pumping millions of dollars into your life, it may just be time to change them

Former First Lady, Dame Patience Faka Jonathan, has got some bad ass, dope friends.

Buddies who made sure she received $15m as gifts in a span of 15 years.

Socio-Economic Rights and Accountability Project (SERAP), is coercing the Attorney General of the Federation, Abubakar Malami, to prosecute Mrs. Jonathan over allegations that she stole $15m, ostensibly from State coffers while her husband, Goodluck Jonathan, was President.

Not so fast, SERAP.
But Mama Peace (as the former First Lady is fondly called) has said she can explain. Her friends have been looking out for her, she says.

“The funds in question were legitimate gifts from her friends and well-wishers over the last 15 years which she had been saving in order to utilise to upgrade family businesses and concerns which had been somewhat dormant by reasons of the long period of her husband service as a public officer in Nigeria”, the former First Lady said in a statement made available to Pulse.

The money came from friends so numerous, Mama Peace can’t even put names and faces to most of them.

“The gifts were given in small contributions by several persons, some of whom she cannot even now recall over this period of 15 years...sometimes in as small a gift as N250,000", the statement read.

If you were one of Mrs. Jonathan's friends; donating to her purse unconditionally, rest assured you've been forgotten. You are now history, to put it nicely.

How we hated breaking that to you!

“In order to preserve the value of these funds, which she did not require for any purpose at the time, she changed them into foreign exchange and kept them as cash for a long period in her home safe in Port Harcourt and Abuja”, the statement read some more.

Mrs. Jonathan’s $15m gift has long been the subject of intense debates and investigations by Law Enforcement. The first reaction from her team was that the money came from legitimate earnings.
Mrs. Jonathan sheds some more light on how the money made it from a safe in her family home to the banks.

“It was when the family home in Otuoke was burnt down by hoodlums under the instigation of political adversaries in 2010 that she began to think about banking these gifts, which had now grown to large sums in the United States dollars.

“In 2010 she therefore summoned one of her husband’s domestic aides, Waripamo-Owei Emmanuel Dudafa, to assist her in opening bank accounts into which the funds could be deposited.

“Unknown to her, the said Dudafa, in a bid to be discreet about the owner of the funds, decided to bank the funds in the names of companies owned by him.

“When she discovered this, she was constrained to continue with the names of the companies when she was advised that it did not make any difference as to the ownership of the funds since the director of the company would appoint her as sole signatory to the accounts in question.”

An Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) operative who spoke to Pulse on the basis of anonymity, said the anti-graft agency isn’t sold on Mrs. Jonathan’s story just yet.

“Her story doesn't add up. My brother, you went to school na! Does that make any sense to you?

"Recall that we’ve frozen the accounts opened by fronts for Mrs. Jonathan. We’ll make sure the money is returned to State coffers if we eventually establish that the money belongs to the State. If she now says her friends gave her the money in a 15 year span, that’s an average of $1m from a friend annually. Investigations are ongoing so I won’t disclose so much now”, said the EFCC operative who spoke to Pulse on the basis of anonymity because he hadn’t been authorized to comment on the subject.

Moral of the story: we all need new friends. Like yesterday.

Goodbye, old circle of friends, it was nice hanging out with y'all.

Is the EFCC unfairly targeting Patience Jonathan?»

Yes, it's a witch hunt
No, she should be prosecuted
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Olusegun Mimiko Governor asks police to find killers of his CSO

The officer was reportedly killed by armed robbers on October 19, 2016, around Sango community in Ondo state.

Governor Olusegun Mimiko of Ondo state has called on the police to find the killers of his Chief Security Officer (CSO), Idowu Oyewole.

Oyewole, a Deputy Superintendent of Police (DSP), was reportedly killed by armed robbers on Wednesday, October 19, 2016.

According to reports, the incident that cost the policeman his life, took place around Sango community, along Akure/Ado Ekiti road, Akure.

Governor Mimiko, in a condolence message to Oyewole’s family, prayed that God will wipe their tears.

He also said that the family will miss the presence of their bread winner, adding that he was dedicated to his work.

The Governor called on security agencies to ensure that the criminals who murdered his CSO are brought to book.

The message of condolence was delivered to Oyewole’s family by the Commissioner for Information, Mr. Kayode Akinmade, in Akure, on Friday, October 21, 2016.

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In Enugu 1 dead as police attack robbers in military uniforms

Enugu police have smashed a robbery syndicate disguising as military officers in Nsukka area of the state.

The Police in Enugu, on Saturday, said they have smashed a highway robbery syndicate disguising as military officers at the Nsukka axis of Enugu-Makurdi road.
The police said they recovered two double barrel guns fabricated as AK 47 rifle, money, a pair of boots and torches, among others.

The police spokesman in the State, Mr Ebere Amaraizu, told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN), in Enugu that the hoodlums were dressed in military camouflage.

“The Police Counter Terrorism Unit Axis received a distress call on Thursday that hoodlums had blocked the road by Inyi in Igboeze North and wreaking havoc on their victims.

“The unit swung into action promptly which resulted in exchange of fire.

“One of the hoodlums was fatally injured and later confirmed dead by a doctor.

“Another hoodlum identified as Godwin Okpe from Ogbadigbo in Benue dressed in camouflage is also fatally injured and being revived to aid operatives in their investigation.

“Others escaped with bullet wounds’’, Amaraizu added.

He appealed to members of the public particularly hospital operators to watch out for any one with suspected bullet injury and report promptly to any nearby police station.

Commissioner of Police in Enugu state, Mr Emmanuel Ojukwu, applauded the effort of the policemen.

Ojukwu said that the command would continue to maintain functional security for members of the public as well as motorists in the state.

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Ph D holder dies on graduation day

A doctoral degree graduate of the University of Ilorin (UNILORIN) Dr Abdulhafeez Adedimeji died on Saturday morning hours before the graduation ceremony of the institution.

Adedimeji’s death was disclosed by Dean, Faculty of Post Graduate Studies of the University, Professor Badmas Olanrewaju Yusuf while presenting graduates for the award of doctoral degree.

The late Adedimeji who bagged Ph.d degree in Arabic was among the 166 doctoral degree students the university graduated.

Until his death, Adedimeji was a lecturer at the Fountain University, Osogbo, Osun state.

The cause of Adedimeji’s death was not disclosed.

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Fulani cattle breeders warn Fayose over ‘arrest’ of cows

Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association of Nigeria (MACBAN) comprising Fulani cattle herders is spoiling for a show down with Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State.

They are angry with him over the introduction of the Ekiti Grazing Enforcement Marshals (EGEM),a vigilance group tasked with ‘arresting’ cows found invading and damaging farms in the state.

The association branded Fayose’s action unscrupulous and targeted at “our members who are bona fide citizens of the country.”

Baba Othman Ngelzarma, spokesman for the group in a statement yesterday said, “the anti-malu vigilante group shot five cows and carted away the meat but the herdsman was able to flee with the rest of his cattle.”

Continuing, MACBAN said: “As far as we know, Ekiti State is not an island of its own , but a state within the Federal Republic of Nigeria and while the Governor is permitted to carry out actions geared towards protecting the interest of Ekiti State, such actions should follow the rule of law.

“We deplore this act of brigandage and call on Governor Fayose to offer an unreserved apology to MACBAN, and equally set machinery in motion with a view to compensating our members who lost five cows in this primitive adventure.

“That the brutality of the Ekiti Grazing enforcement marshals (popularly known as Anti- malu) on herdsmen is even outside the time stipulated by that law (if the law exists at all).

“The federal government should therefore look into the actions and activities of this committee because we cannot fold our hands while the only means of survival of our members is taken away and destroyed.

“We are hereby constrained to implore the federal government through its security agencies to wade into this unprovoked and primitive aggression against our members, before this macabre incident develops into unquenchable inferno involving our members and Ekiti State government.

However, the group sympathized with the government of Kaduna State, and the people of Kaduna South over the recent attack on Godogodo community by people suspected to be Fulani herdsmen.

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Akwa Ibom State Governor, Emmanuel Udom Sacks All Commissioners...See Details

A shocking political decision has been taken by the Governor of Akwa Ibom state as he sacks all of his commissioners.

 

Governor Udom Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom

 

Governor Udom Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom state has sacked his entire cabinet.

 

No reason was given, according to a statement issued in Uyo on Saturday by the Secretary to the State Government, Mr Etekamba Umoren. Umoren directed the Permanent secretaries to take over from the commissioners pending the formation of a new cabinet.

 

According to the statement, the governor expressed gratitude to the outgoing cabinet members for their services to the state. The statement added that Emmanuel wished them success in their future endeavours.

 

Majority of the outgoing commissioners had been in the state executive council since 2007, when Senator Godswill Akpabio was in charge of the state. Akpabio, against all opposition,  virtually installed  Emmanuel as his successor.

 

Those sacked are: Barrister Uwemedimo Thomas Nwoko – Attorney-General/Commissioner of Justice, Mr. Akan Okon,  commissioner for Finance, Dr. Mathew Nathan Ekaette, Commissioner of Agriculture and Natural Resources.

 

Others are Mr. Ephraim Akparawa Inyang-eyen, Commissioner for Works, Prince Godwin Ntukude, Commissioner of Transport,  Aniekan Simon Akpan – Commissioner of Education, Dr. Dominic Ukpong, Commissioner of Health, Uwem Ita Etuk – Commissioner of Lands/Town Planning, Mr. Enobong Emmanuel Uwah, Commissioner of Housing and Urban Renewal.

 

Also affected in the dissolution order are: Dr. Iniobong Ene Essien, Commissioner of Environment and Mineral Resources, Mr. Aniekan John Umanah, Commissioner of Information and Communications,  Victor Etim Antai – Commissioner of Local Government and Chieftaincy Affairs,  Emmanuel Moses Enoidem, Commissioner of Investment, Commerce & Industry, Ekong Sampson – Commissioner of Rural Development and Dr. Emmanuel Ating Onwioduokit, Commissioner for Economic Planning and Development.

 

The other members of the cabinet are Dr. (Mrs) Elizabeth Donald Obot, Commissioner of Science and Technology, Otuekong Emmanuel Udo Ibiok – Commissioner for Culture and Tourism, Dr. Glory Emmanuel Edet, Commissioner of Women Affairs and Social Welfare, Monday Ebong Uko Commissioner of Youths and Sports and Engr. Etido Inyang, Commissioner of Special Duties.

 

NAN

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Italian Mother Kills Son After He Caught Him Having S3x With His Grandfather

Veronica Panarello throttled her son Loris Stival with electrical cables and abandoned his body in a remote gully in Santa Croce, Sicily.
Panarello had tried to pretend her son had been abducted, telling police she had taken him to school and that he had disappeared by the time she came to collect him in the afternoon.
Police began to suspect the boy’s mother, judge Andrea Reale was told, when CCTV footage at the school did not back up her story.
She was found guilty of the boy’s murder and of concealing a body.
Veronica claims that murdering her son wasn’t all her idea. She blames the grandpa whose knob she was slobbin’. Let her tell it, Andrea Stival conspired to kill the boy after he stumbled upon them having sex one time.
Stival is denying everything and plans to sue Veronica for slander.
While all this seems hard to fathom, we’ve read crazier stories that were 100% true.
Wicked, Sick, sad, world.

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See The Plenty Food A Man Ate Just To Win Cash Prize (Photos)

According to a Facebook user from Sierra Leone, the man ate three loaves of bread, eight chapatis, ten eggs, several bottles of mineral water, two raw cabbages, four apples, two bundles of raw nakati and half-kilogramme of posho and went back home with a Shs10,000 cash prize. More photos below..

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A traditional ruler in the Magboro community in the Obafemi Owode Local Government Area, Ogun State, Sanni Shofolarin, has been arrested by the Ogun State Police Command for allegedly killing a resident of the town.
Punch Metro learnt that Shofolarin, who is the baale of Shofolarin town in Magboro, shot dead the victim, whose name had yet to be ascertained, during an affray in the area on Monday.
It was learnt that some people had organised a party in the community, which resulted in a fight. The matter was reportedly taken to Shofolarin’s palace for mediation.
It was learnt that in the course of the settlement, the parties disagreed and the fight escalated in front of the palace.
The baale was reported to have brought out his gun and in a bid to stop the fight, fired a shot into the crowd, killing the victim.
When Punch visited the area on Wednesday, residents refused to talk about the killing, saying they were not around when it happened.
However, a man, who did not want to be identified, described the incident as unfortunate, saying the monarch only wanted to stop the fight.
He said, “There was a party in the neighbourhood on Monday. At the end of the party, some of the people had a disagreement. The people were brought to the baale so he could settle the matter for them. After the baale listened to them, he tried to mediate. But they did not heed his advice and the fight continued after they left the palace. The baale, who was angry, brought out his gun and while trying to stop them, fired a shot which hit the victim. He was rushed to a hospital where he was confirmed dead.”
Punch Metro gathered that the victim, an indigene of Sokoto State, was far from the scene of the fight.
His corpse was said to have been deposited in a morgue in the area.
It was learnt that the baale was arrested by policemen from the Ibafo division, who transferred the case to the State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department, Eleweran, Abeokuta.
The state Police Public Relations Officer, Abimbola Oyeyemi, confirmed the incident, adding that investigation was ongoing.
He said, “We gathered that some people were fighting opposite the baale’s house and the place became rowdy. He then brought out his gun, and while trying to scare the people away, fired a shot, which hit the victim who died.
“The case was reported at the Ibafo Police Division and the baale was arrested. The Commissioner of Police, Ahmed Iliyasu, ordered that the case be transferred to the Homicide Section, SCIID, Eleweran, for discreet investigation.”

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Champions League- Arsenal 6-0 Ludogorets Razgrad (RESULT)

Mesut Ozil was devastating in front of goal with a second-half hat-trick as Arsenal surged to an easy 6-0 win over Ludogorets in the Champions League on Wednesday.
Alexis Sanchez had opened the floodgates in the 12th minute before Walcott doubled their lead before half time.
The avalanche of goals continued after the break as Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain immediately got in on the scoring, before Ozil capped off a fine win with three cool finishes.

Who was your man of match?

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Shocking Revelation!! My Wife Is Dating My Pastor – Husband Cries Out

Worried by his wife’s adulterous acts, Mr Kolawole Okeeyi, a businessman, on Wednesday approached the Igando Customary Court in Lagos to terminate his 31-year-old marriage.
Okeeyi, 51, accused his wife, Funmilayo, with whom he had five children of infidelity.
“My wife is having an affair with my pastor, I got to know when I did not have credit on my phone and wanted to use her phone to call our pastor to report her for starving my mother of food.
“I picked her phone and I saw on the screen “sent message”. I mistakenly clicked on it and the message opened, I saw several love messages my wife sent and received from our pastor.
“I showed her the messages when she came in, but she begged me, I seized the phone and later confronted our pastor with those text messages, but he told me to do my worst.
“I also caught her with my brother in a hotel in Oyo State; I wanted to ignore them, but I later confronted them so that they will not deny later,” he said.
The petitioner said his wife was after his life and that he had been attacked on two occasions.
“In Aug. 20, 2013, I got to the front of my gate, as I honked for my children to open the gate, suddenly three men jumped down from a motorcycle, pointing a gun at me.
“But for the timely intervention of the police, I would have been killed. When I entered my house, I told my wife what happened, but she did not say anything.
“Four months later, while coming from work, three men intercepted me, pointing a gun at me to come down and enter the booth, I complied and they drove me off.
“But luckily for me, my phone rang, one of them picked it, the caller addressed me as pastor and said that I should come to the church early that I will be ministering, but I am not a pastor.
“One of the guys said that they should not kill me that I am a pastor; that in the bible God said that they should not touch his anointed or do his prophet harm.
“After a hot argument among them, they stopped the car, stripped me naked and absconded with my car.
“A good Samaritan gave me clothes to wear. When I got home, I told my wife again about the incident, but she said nothing.
“That same 2013, my only three buses that plied Port-Harcourt, Akure and Abeokuta were involved in accident and were condemned, I again informed my wife, but no response from her,” he said.
Okeeyi said because of these calamities and threat to his life, he ran away from the house he built same year to start squatting with friends.
He pleaded with the court to dissolve the union that he was no longer in love as his life was no longer safe.
However, Funmilayo, 43, trader, denied all the allegations. She said she was not having an affair with any man.
“Those text messages on my phone were forged; I never sent nor received any love messages from our pastor.
“My husband saw me and his brother in a hotel, but we are not dating, his brother just followed me to book for a room when I went for a burial in Oyo State.
She accused her husband’s family of battery.
“When I was pregnant for our fifth baby, my husband’s family stormed our house, accusing me of having an affair, they beat me to pulp, in fact, I don’t know how I got to the hospital,” she said.
The mother of five boys begged the court not to grant her husband’s wish as she was still in love.
The Court President, Mr Adegboyega Omilola, adjourned the case to Nov. 29 for further hearing.
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Champions League- Barcelona 4-0 Manchester City (RESULT)

Lionel Messi scored a hat-trick as Barcelona punished 10-man Manchester City in the Champions League on Pep Guardiola’s return to his old club.
City were competitive in the first half, but made far too many errors against a ruthless Barcelona revelling in Messi’s return from injury.
A Fernandinho slip inside his own box put Messi clear for his first, then Kevin de Bruyne lost possession allowing Andres Iniesta to set up the Argentine for a left-footed strike into the bottom corner.
The evening got worse for the visitors when goalkeeper Claudio Bravo was sent off for handling outside the box and minutes later Messi struck again.
Barcelona were also reduced to 10 men in the last 15 minutes as substitute Jeremy Mathieu was shown a second yellow card for a foul on Raheem Sterling, but by then the damage had been done.
Willy Caballero saved a Neymar penalty – but the Brazilian scored from open play minutes later to complete a comprehensive win for the La Liga side.

Who was your man of match?

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Guys Be Warned!!! See List Of All The Girls You Should Avoid Because They Will Ruin Your Life

This guy with the twitter handle @vinnycrack  made a list of all the girls you should stay far away from so he shared it on his twitter page.
Trust me going through it, it all seems to make some sense, but like they say a word is enough for the wise, he has only played his part by advising guys, so let “those who have ears let them hear”
As written by:  ‘him I’m gonna make a thread of the girls who will ruin your life’
We have warned you o……. Oya see below…..
1. A girl that calls you ‘Daddy wa’:
1) any girl that calls you daddy will ruin your life and make you an actual daddy
2. A girl that has curly and disgruntled hair:
2) any girl that has curly hair will ruin your life. how they gonna straighten out your life if they can’t even do it to their hair
3. Half caste women/Hispanic women:
3) any Hispanic girl will ruin your life. they harness the power or Satan to make you weak
4. A woman that laughs when she hungry, run she is Patience Ozokwo:
4) any girl that laughs when they’re mad will ruin your life. She’s laughing about your death. Run while you can
5. The freaky girls:
5) any girl that likes being choked during sex will ruin your life. you’ll get life in jail cause she died tryna be “freaky”
6. Sporty/ Fit fam women:
6) any girl that plays sports will ruin your life. they can jump to the conclusions faster cause they’re in shape
7. Women that wear makeup:
7) any girl that wears the makeup that makes them look like a sexy glazed donut. she gonna ruin your life and look delicious
8. any girl that speaks all languages
8) She can speak all languages? What are you still waiting for, run, run, run:
9. Avoid girls with huge forehead at all costs:
9) any girl with a big forehead will ruin your life. they store all the evil in their big ass head
10. Girls with perfect eyebrows:
10) any girl with perfect eyebrows will ruin your life. they gonna thread and wax your soul away
11. If she wears choker, she will take you to Soka in Ibadan:
11) any girl that wears a choker will ruin your life. they’re depriving themselves of oxygen so they can practice arguing in the afterlife
12. any girl with green eyes
12) any girl with green eyes will ruin your life. they be looking like sexy bulbasaurs ready to evolve your life into ruined
13. If she plays Pokemon Go, you are finished:
14) any girl that calls you papi will ruin your life. that word triggers a hormone in a mans that causes him to forget how to pull out
15) any girl that plays pokemon go will ruin your life. you gonna catch feelings while she’s just trying to catch em all
16) any girl that has selfies sucking a lollipop or sticking her tongue out. you won’t pull out she’s gonna ruin your life
When you see them, run, run, run!!! Don’t say we did not warn you o.
You can as well DROP YOURS BELOW!

Written by: Post Alone @vinnycrack

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4 Shocking Things that Happen to You When You Stop Having S*x

S*x is very beneficial to the human body although premarital pleasure has been described as a sin by religious bodies.

 

S*x could be used as a viable substitute for physical exercises according to medical experts.

 

During orgasm, there is a hormone named oxytocin a.k.a 'cuddle hormone' that gushes into your system. It’s the one responsible for the joy and the general feel good sensation coursing throughout your body after good s*x.

As interesting as the previous paragraph might be. Not every lady can have a fulfilling s*x life. These can be due to several reasons such as personal decision informed by religion or spirituality, plain bad s*x partners or whichever reason it might be. Ladies do also have dry periods of s*x. While some people think if a guy doesn’t have s*x for a while, his sperm might transform into tadpoles, which is totally false.

There are a few things that might happen if a lady stops having s*x, especially with the sexual organ itself, the v*gina:

1. Sex is painful

Having s*x for the first time or after a long period of time will be very distasteful, the pain can be severe.  The most common side effect of a prolonged celibate stretch is painful intercourse, says Brett Worly, MD an ob-gyn at the Ohio State University's Wexner Medical Center. Just as it hurts when you go for a run after a long stint of couch-potato-ing, you might feel some pain relieving a dry spell, "because your muscles aren't used to having s*x."

The risk is even greater if your celibacy occurred because of something unpleasant, like an ugly breakup. "Psychological issues weighing on a person's mind can cause pain, too," says Worly. 

The cure: Lubrication (the bottled kind is fine if you're not producing enough on your own), foreplay, and communication are imperative. Worly advises couples to start slowly, to "ensure there's no pain, and that it feels good." And if it starts to hurt, stop. Try again another time, using even more foreplay, and even more lube. S*x isn't a no-pain/no-gain type of activity.

2. V*gina Lockdown

The better looking sister of Shutdown, v*ginal pains can be very  transient, its possible for it to be cured with a good measure of endurance, foreplay and lubrication. While unluckily in some cases the constriction of the v*ginal muscle can be very bad that penetration is so tough even from a tampon or a finger.

 

The condition is called V*ginismus. It can be an aftermath of r*pe or abuse.

If this happens to you, get help right away. "I recommend seeing a gynecologist to get a diagnosis and a recommendation for a pelvic-floor physical therapist," says s*x therapist Holly Richmond, PhD.

 

She explains that the pelvic-floor physical therapist will put you through a series of gentle exercises. "The therapist will also prescribe a series of dilators to insert, gradually increasing in size."
 
3. Gone Orgasm

Orgasms are so terrific but if you’ve stopped having orgasms for a long period of time, your body is wired in such a way that it stops asking for it. Some people might be happy with us because it helps their abstinence lifestyle, it will make you lose all the benefits that s*x gives.

To get your groove back, Richmond advises a regular masturbation practice. See, masturbations isn’t as bad as people claim them to be. "Orgasms are just good," she says. "By yourself or with a partner—your body will thank you for all the endorphins."

"People who are comfortable masturbating tend to be more thoughtful and giving lovers," Richmond says.

4. V*ginal atrophy

This would happen to folks who see s*x as less important after they’re out of their childbearing years, but that’s not the case, people.

 

The production of estrogen drops quickly during menopause. The v*gina and vulva have more estrogen receptors than any other part of the body, says Barn DePree, MD.

 

In post menopausal women, it's "use it or lose it," since an inactive s*x life can spur v*ginal atrophy. That means the walls of the v*gina dry out and become thin, so they're more apt to tear.

Like the other professionals consulted, DePree recommends that women who don't have a partner practice self-love on the regular. And if there is a partner in the picture, get busy. How much s*x is enough? "I have a 75-year-old patient who has sex two or three times a week," says DePree.

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FG Takes Over Educational and Professional Goals of the 21 Chibok Girls...See New Details

The abducted Chibok girls who were recently released by the Boko Haram terror sect, have been met with yet another good fortune.

 The Chibok girls inside the Aso Rock

 

President Muhammadu Buhari on Wednesday revealed the plans that are in store for the Chibok girls who were released from the grip of Boko Haram.

 

The president said that the Federal Government will henceforth take over the educational and professional needs of the 21 Chibok girls.

 

Mr Buhari gave the promise while receiving the girls at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

 

According to him, the girls have experienced the worst of life and now should be able to get the best the world can offer.

 

More details later...

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Christmas Came Early! Tonto Dikeh's Hubby Surprises Her with a Multi-million Naira Luxury SUV (Photo)

Tonto Dikeh's husband surprises her with a multi-million Naira car gift, and the happy wife has taken to social media to describe her joy and happiness by sharing pictures of the delightful gift.

Actress Tonto Dikeh & her hubby Churchill

 

Popular Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh-Churchill, who delivered of a bouncing baby boy a few months ago, has been gifted the new 2017 Lexus SUV car by her darling husband, Churchill, and the excited screen star took to her Instagram page to share the good news to her over 1 million social media fans.

 

Recall that we reported on December 2015, that the gorgeous actress and singer, Tonto took to social media to share her joy with fans after her husband, whom she used to refer to as Mr. X surprised her with a brand new 2016 Prado Jeep SUV.

 

Below is how Tonto shared her latest surprise of a multi-million naira car gift on Instagram;

 

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